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DISTANT HOWLING

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CLAP OF THUNDER

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HE HUMS A TUNE

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FOOTSTEPS RUNNING

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Hee-hee, hee-hee!

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HE LAUGHS

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No. That's bad.

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My poor old head is a-reeling

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the funnel of love

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Falling down, down, down

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around and around

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the funnel of love

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I still can't believe
you know how to drive.

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Yeah, me neither. I'm really excited
about meeting your family.

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Oh, well, don't get too excited.

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We're just going to go in,
have a chat, a cup of tea,

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grab my diary and go.  Your diary?

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Um, yeah. It's my...my
childhood diary.

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I just think it'd be
really good research for the book.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, great idea. Yeah.
Should we, um, call them,

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give them our ETA?

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OK, what is going on?
What?  You're planning ahead.

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I mean, you've even
made us packed lunches.

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Yeah, Ottolenghi recipe.  You're not
even mispronouncing Ottolenghi.

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Where is Jamma
and what have you done with him?

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What? Nothing.

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HE SCOFFS
Well, no, it's.... It's just...

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Yeah.  I can't believe we're going
to be on time.

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Yes, well, when you think motorways
make up 1% of roads,

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but 121% of traffic...

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Radio 4?  Sure.

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That's the heater.  Right.

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Oh, this is where your family live?
Yeah.

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It's not as creepy as it looks.

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"If your right eye
causes you to sin,

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"tear it out and throw it away"?

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Anything else I should know?  Yeah.
There's one more thing.  Yeah?

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My mum's still coming to terms
with the death of my dad, so...  Oh.

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Yeah, maybe don't mention anything
about death.  Of course.

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Or about my dad.  Right, yeah.

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Dead dad!

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Get in.

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DOOR CREAKS

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Well, I have to say, it's
an honour to meet you, Mrs Harvey.

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I knows a servant of darkness
when I sees one.

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I'm sorry?  Whoremonger!

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Thanks, Diane. This isn't my mum.

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Oh, thank God!  Please excuse Diane.

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She doesn't take well to outsiders.

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Hi, Mum.  Oh, well, thank, er,
heavens for your dad's birthday,

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otherwise I'd never see you.
Hm. This is Jamma.

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He's my, um, er,
travelling companion.

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Wow!  Rather old-fashioned thing
to call it.

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Tell me about it.
HE SCOFFS

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It's an honour to meet you,
Miss Holy Highness Royal,

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Praised Be The Blessed Fruit,
Heavenly Mother,

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Woman of the Cloth.
May the force be with you.

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Please call me Bertha.
Yes, Reverend.

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Oh!
GUY SHRIEKS

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Don't worry, Mum - he's not
getting away again!

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Aaargh!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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My word, Shitput,
you are ageing terribly.

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It's good to see you, too,
Christopher.  Come, now,

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we mustn't keep
your father waiting.

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The storm is coming, boy!

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And the cornicing!

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I've never seen such
a beautiful home in my life.

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Well, don't be taken in by the
grandeur.

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It belongs to the church, not us.

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I have verily longed for
the tranquillity of the countryside.

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Ha! Charming young man.
Yeah, so much more refined

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than Guy's usual toyboys.

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Just...just be yourself,
please, Jamma.

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I am.

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That's George's slice!

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On his special china plate.

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CLAP OF THUNDER

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Yes. No, of course. Of course it is.

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And it is a pleasure to meet you,

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George.  OK.  How's work, Shitput?

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Are you still charging people to
whine at you?

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Thank you. I'm actually, um...
I'm actually writing a book.

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Oh!  I was hoping to find some
inspiration here.

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Oh, what kind of inspiration?  Well,
I'm trying to get hold of my diary -

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the one I had when I was younger.

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I did a little
bit of spring cleaning, darling.

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You don't mind?

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And my diary?  Well,

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you know how your dad feels
about feelings.

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Oh, no. Maybe she's thrown
away your crayons, too.

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AWKWARD LAUGHTER

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How is the job-searching going,
Christopher?

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We don't all get the luxury
of hoity-toity careers.

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Some of us had to stay behind,
look after Mum.

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I said small pieces!

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Right, we should probably be
heading off soon

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because I've got writing deadlines.

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What's happened to George's plate?!

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CLAPS OF THUNDER

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That'll upset him.

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On his birthday!

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DIANE:  Whoremonger knows something.

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There's a wrongness in him,
sure as the storm.

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His soul is fractured.

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That's enough, Diane.
You're scaring our guest.

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We'll just have to make it
up to George.

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Guy and Jamma can help with
the parish letters.  Oh...!

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I...I'd love to. Yes.

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Er... Can I use your bathroom?

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Fourth door on your left.

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Not the third door!

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Don't go in there.

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SQUEAKING

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Hello?

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Ah!

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Ah! Oh...

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YELLING

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It's all gone wrong!
He's escaped.  What? Who?!

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Who do you think,
you blithering idiot?!

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You! How do I explain this?

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An abandoned soul is beckoned

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by someone who still yearns
for that soul.

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I thought you hated yourself.

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I do hate myself.

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Then you need to destroy you

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before you are destroyed by you.

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What?!  He's coming for you. Please!

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I don't want to go back
to selling vapes, Jamma!

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CLAP OF THUNDER

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The storm is here.

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THUNDER CRACKS

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Ah, it looks like you're going to
have to stay the night, Shitput.

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What about this one with
a nice stamp?

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Yeah. "Dear Reverend,
please accept my humble

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"birthday wishes on your
George's special day."

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Aw, Mr Abrams does
the parish bulletin.

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He's quite a hoot.
Oh, yeah. "Well, please do ensure

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"that all hymn books are returned

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"to their designated pew racks
in numerical order."

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Oh, what a riot!

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Is something the matter, Guy?
No, no, no, not at all, Mother.

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I mean, who doesn't love
a parish letter?

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But I just feel like a fun game.

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Might be more up Jamma's street.

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Tradition is very dear
to your father.

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Is it? Is it? Uh-huh.
Why don't you, uh...?

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Why don't you show my mum one of

153
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your silly walks
from your silly walk game?

154
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I thought you find
that quite annoying.

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No, I...I...

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Yes, I find it very annoying,
but right now it could really help.

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No? You're not going to do it?
That's fine.

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I will start.

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Careful, Shitput.
You don't want another accident.

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Perhaps we should start writing
the replies.

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Nope!
HE FORCES A LAUGH

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You stay where you are!

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Because actually,
I have another one.

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Unless, Jamma,
you have one to offer?

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WHISPERING:  I can't. Sorry.

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No? Nothing? Right.
That's fantastic!

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Here I go again. Ha-ha!

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HE MAKES SILLY NOISES

169
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Right, so is this what
a midlife crisis looks like?

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Life pivot!  What?

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Life pivot.

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HE CONTINUES TO MAKE
SILLY NOISES

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That's enough fun for one night.

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Will you help me pack up,
please, Jamma?

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I would love to. Yes.
I'll bring the teas. Yeah.

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You found my room, then?

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Please tell me he calls you
Shitput because you were

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shit at shot put.

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No, no, I shat myself.  Cool. Yeah.

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These are for you.  Nice. Thank you.

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00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,480
I would say you could kip here
with me,

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but we should probably respect
boundaries, right?

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00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:09,840
We probably should, yeah.

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EERIE BREATHING

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00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,080
Did you just hear that?  I did, yeah.

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Maybe I might stay here.
Just for a little bit, yeah.

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"Verily"?  What's wrong with saying
verily?  That's not how you speak.

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You're the one who called me
a travelling companion.

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GUY CHUCKLES

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I panicked.  Yeah,
and turned into Oscar Wilde.

191
00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,640
I think your mum likes me.

192
00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:41,120
But it's not really you, is it?

193
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It's who you asked for.

194
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Is it?

195
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What's in the room
down the corridor?

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I don't know.
You've never been in there?

197
00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:05,400
No, not since my dad died.  Why?

198
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:08,960
Well, it's just not worth
upsetting my mum for.

199
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I'm sorry she threw out your diary.
Yeah.

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It's annoying because
I just had a feeling

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it was the missing part of my book.

202
00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:22,520
Ten-year-old Guy
always had the answers.

203
00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:23,880
I bet he did.

204
00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,960
Were you close to your dad?  No.

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I just remember being scared of him.

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He was an Army man.

207
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So, shit at hugs, then?

208
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:38,040
Why do you think I'm writing a book
on intimacy?

209
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,440
Come here.

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00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,680
Mm. Mm.

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00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:55,840
Guy?  Mm-hm?

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00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,400
Is that a boner?
Uh-uh, never mind that.

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00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,120
Just ignore it.
What happened to boundaries?!

214
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:06,240
All right. Shut up.  This is a house
of God.  Shut the fuck up!

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JAMMA LAUGHS

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00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:15,880
Arousal after 9pm
can decrease sleep quality by 40%.

217
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:18,520
Well, that's insightful.
Sorry, just ignore that.

218
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:24,280
Slow-wave sleep is essential for
physical restoration.  Right.

219
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:25,960
Sorry, just don't
listen to what I'm saying.

220
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I never do anyway.  Yeah.

221
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Oh!

222
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,360
Oh, God. Nope.

223
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GRUNTING

224
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:37,920
Are you OK?  Mmm... OK.

225
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,920
Yeah, OK. Mm... OK.

226
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,520
Oh, this is happening. OK.

227
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,920
Just... So sorry.

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SNORING

229
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QUIETLY: Oh, for God's sake.

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THUNDER CRACKS

231
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SOFT SNORING

232
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DOOR HANDLE RATTLES QUIETLY

233
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FLOORBOARDS CREAK

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HE GASPS

235
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BANGING

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SQUEAKING
QUIETLY:  Holy shit!

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HE GASPS SHAKILY

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QUIETLY:  Fuck!

239
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CREAKING

240
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Oh, my back!

241
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,880
Son of a bitch!

242
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,120
Don't just stand there, boy.

243
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:07,040
Put the kettle on.

244
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,600
Uh, O-OK.

245
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KETTLE WHISTLES

246
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,640
Oh, sure. Take your time.

247
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,160
It's not like I'm stuck
in purgatory or anything.

248
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,680
No! Leave the bag in.

249
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,960
Oh, yes. Come to Papa.

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CUP SHATTERS

251
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SOBBING

252
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,720
Are you OK?  No, I'm not OK.

253
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:34,640
She's keeping me trapped
in here with all this junk.

254
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:37,600
She even kept the pickles.

255
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,520
I didn't even like pickles.

256
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,080
She thinks she's keeping
my memory alive.

257
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:45,800
All it does is stop me being
in the sky, playing cricket.

258
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:53,160
What are you gawking at, boy?
Sorry. You've got Guy's eyes.

259
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:56,000
He's got mine.
He's... Yeah. Of course.

260
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,200
How is he?
Has he become as uptight as I was?

261
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,800
He decants his cereal
into containers.

262
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,240
How tragic.  Yeah.

263
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,080
I should have loved him better.

264
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:11,480
Christopher's a prick.
He is a prick. Yeah.  Mmm.

265
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:15,160
I raised them through order.
It was the only way I knew.

266
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,760
Now she's doing the same

267
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:19,400
because she thinks it's
what I would have wanted.

268
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,680
Is that why she threw away
Guy's diary?

269
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,360
She's lying.

270
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,440
PAINFULLY: She's...hiding it.

271
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,520
Why?

272
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:31,120
I never liked Guy being so...

273
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,640
..sensitive.

274
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,680
That's his best quality.

275
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,520
Don't let Guy get rid of you.

276
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,640
You're not as scary
as I thought you'd be.

277
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,160
It's not me
you should be scared of, Jamma.

278
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:55,720
It's yourself.

279
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,280
CRAZED GIGGLING

280
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,640
JAMMA YELLS BREATHLESSLY

281
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:04,920
CRAZED GIGGLING

282
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,560
DEEP, GROWLING VOICE:  Love me.

283
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,600
Whee!
JAMMA YELLS

284
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,880
CLATTERING

285
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,720
GIGGLING

286
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,040
HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:  Love me.

287
00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,080
Huh?!

288
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,120
Whee!

289
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,800
Whoa, whoa!

290
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:18,040
Toro! Toro! Toro!

291
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:21,200
No. No toro. No toro. No TORO!

292
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:25,160
MANIC GIGGLING

293
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,640
SQUEAKING

294
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,040
CHOKING

295
00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:00,080
PANICKED WHEEZING

296
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,280
WHISPERING:  Love me.

297
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,840
WHIMPERING

298
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,160
THUNDER CRACKS

299
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,360
What's going on?!

300
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:01,680
George's things!
It's not what it looks like.

301
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,520
I told you, Reverend!

302
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,080
Evil in his bones!

303
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:08,160
Why would you do this?

304
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,960
I am so sorry.
You've kept everything.

305
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,000
You even hoarded his pickle jar.

306
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,880
He didn't even like pickles!

307
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,600
He loved pickles!
He did love pickles.

308
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,040
I fucking didn't.

309
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,840
Don't just stand there. Help me!

310
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,280
What are you doing?!

311
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,200
Have you lost your mind?!

312
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:06,080
We should have got rid of this stuff
20 years ago, Mum!

313
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:09,720
How dare you disrespect your
father's wishes?!

314
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,400
Christopher, do something!

315
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:17,040
MOANING SOFTLY:  No pickles.

316
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:20,080
Martha, Christopher's gone and
wet himself, he has.

317
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,360
Yes. Thank you, Diane.

318
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,200
Come on.

319
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,680
It's time to let him go.

320
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,320
I miss him so much.

321
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,000
Any word from Mum?

322
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:06,440
Best leave her to it.

323
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,640
You're not going to use
what happened against me, are you?

324
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,720
Oh, come on.

325
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,320
I think we've grown out of that now,
don't you?

326
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,320
THEY CHUCKLE

327
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:20,280
I'll see you very soon...

328
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,640
..Pisstopher.

329
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:30,120
Oh!

330
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,320
I see dark doings ahead for you.

331
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,200
Oh, no, you don't have to do
that any more.

332
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,720
You suckle from the devil's teat!

333
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:41,800
LIGHT-HEARTED:  Oh, no, YOU suckle
from the devil's teat!

334
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,480
Come here, you crazy cat.

335
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,160
Oh!  Laters!

336
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,720
Yeah. Shall we go?  Yeah.

337
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,000
Wait!

338
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,120
Oh, my God.

339
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:15,600
Yeah.

340
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,520
Thank you.

341
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:25,400
Let's go.
HE CLEARS THROAT

342
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,600
All right. You ready
for some answers?

343
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,480
Nope!  Oh!
THEY CHUCKLE

344
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:54,520
Um...

345
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,200
All right. Hang on a minute.

346
00:24:58,520 --> 00:24:59,720
Mmm.  Uh...

347
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:05,960
OK. Well, I guess your last
chapter's about Robbie Williams.

348
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,080
Oh, sorry, yeah.

349
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,080
What are you doing?
Uh, Guy?  Yeah?

350
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,360
Uh...  Jamma?
I might have forgotten how to drive.

351
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:27,240
What? Jamma?!

352
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,760
Jamma!
THEY SCREAM

353
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:30,800
Jamma!

354
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:36,400
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